Fast and Furious Hokkien Drift

This is absolutely funny Hokkien stuff!!!!

 

Hokkien Lyrics

English Translation (without the eloquence)

Hokkien Part One: Hwa cia lee si gway soh Si zai ho qit toe U lang ai speeding U lang de ban ban soh U lang jit chiew hwa cia Jit chiew de girlfriend poh U lang kwa cha bor Di long tio lao ah poh Hokkien Part Two: Ang teng ci teng kua buay cheng cho Xiong gway tio chut cia hor Lim jew hwa cia de long tio lang See lee yee sheng a tua cho Pager nah hiang tio ai lun Ah handphone tio san ban Ai jit CBD tio buay twa Bus-stand lee tio zai siam Hokkien Part Three: Hwa cia lee si gway soh Mm si hor qit toe Na lee boh suay lee Liam mi tio u lang toe Hwa cia si gway soh Cen ban mai qit toe Na li ai ti kee (heh heh) Licence tio ga lee koh Chinese (hanyu pin yin) Last Part: Ren shuo ma lu ru hu kou ah Jiao tong gui ze ni yao zun shou Hong deng ting lai lu deng zou ah Huang deng yi liang jiu bie cai you Ning ke chi dao ji fen zhong ah Ye bu yao ji zhe ba ming song

English Part One: Driving your car aimlessly around the streets Is really fun Some like speeding Some will crawl slowly Some one hand drive Another hand hold girlfriend Some watch girls And knock down old man English Part Two: Red Light Green Light don’t see properly Car accident easiet to happen Drink and drive and knock down somebody That is the biggest mistake of your life If pager go off must restrain Handphone will get summon Enter CBD must buy ticket Bus-stands must know to avoid English Part Three: Driving your car aimlessly around the streets Is not fun If you are not careful Anyhow also will have people fall Driving your car aimlessly around the streets Do not anyhow play If you are still stubborn (iron teeth) heh heh Licence will be detained English Last Part: People Say Road Is Like Tiger Mouth Traffic rules you must obey Red light stop Green Light go Amber light don’t step on accelerator Rather be late for few minutes And Don’t rush to give away your life